miss-doctorwho: stantanalopez: i was looking through all of my old documents on my computer and i stumbled across a really long one with 25 pages and i read the wHOLE THING and when i got to the very end i saw this so i got excited and looked underneath my mattress but instead i found this why wow past you was a bitch
illkim: I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
THIS IS SO SAD
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something… Pluto is there. The artist remembered Pluto. Guys… The artist drew Pluto crying.
thenightlifebeforemingus: Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and a half boys. Where are the other halves, Taylor? It just doesn’t add up.
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
cherryblossombarrage: brachiosaurs: improbablenormality: caraknightley: puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER! I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do. #the bruce banner of the sea
disneyismyescape: pimientos-especiales: So I was just looking at this awesome concept art from The Princess and the Frog. I had it enlarged, big as it could go, scrolling along, admiring the details, and then I got almost to the end of the picture, right along the fountain. it was a costume party
pixiesoul: owlmachinegun: angrynerdyblogger: megakabujesskamon: A facebook thing said to ‘google scotland’s national animal’ this is some sort of sick joke I am living in Scotland and I can confirm that no it is not some sick joke that is actually Scotland’s national animal WE DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR PANSY-ASS BALD EAGLES AND BEAVERS THIS IS FUCKIN SCOTLAND Wait the rest of the world...
juliacannon722: waterfallfish: Ugh how do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to marry or what I want to do for the rest of my life I CAN’T EVEN DECIDE WHERE TO PUT A STICKER BECAUSE PEELING OFF THE BACK AND HAVING IT STAY IN ONE PLACE FOREVER IS TOO BIG OF A COMMITMENT FOR ME TO LIVE WITH I h8 stickers